Offline: how to use the internet

Whew! What a week. First came Monday, and then Tuesday, and then there was the internet. You know how in Star Trek when they engage the warp engines and the Enterprise kind of stalls for a moment while its projection blurs toward the future, toward the stars, and then it's gone? I'm in the blur phase. I feel severely disoriented, totally overwhelmed, and kind of... happy about it? At 12:00AM on Wednesday, May 1st, I rejoined the internet. I guess I thought I'd just start using the internet again...